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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.After a good meal and a bottle of wine
1they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke
and nudged his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
'What does that tell you?'
Watson pondered for a minute.
'Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately
a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow
What does it tell you Holmes?'
Holmes was silent for a minute, then said,
'Watson, you twit
Some jerk has stolen our tent.'
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