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Spelling Drills"A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell (before). He stands up and says, (Before),
B-E-P-H-O-R.
The teacher says, No, that's wrong.
Can anyone else spell before?
Another little boy stands up and says, (Before),
B-E-F-O-O-R.
Again the teacher says, No, that's wrong.
The teacher asks, Little Johnny, can you spell (before)?
Little Johnny stands up and says, (Before),
B-E-F-O-R-E.
Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?
Little Johnny says, That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
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