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Ferrari Saga
The Ferrari formula 1 racing team recently fired their whole pit crew in order to employ a few young guys from Soweto, near Johannesburg. This sudden reaction was due to a documentary showing how young Sowetans could take a car's tyres off within 6 seconds, without any fancy equipment.
Ferrari soon regretted their decision however.
The young men not only changed the tyres within 6 seconds, but 12 seconds later the car had been re-sprayed and sold to the McLaren team.
Since they no longer had a Formula 1 car to race, Ferrari, still eager to innovate, decided to race a Sowetan Minibus complete with an experienced (yet unlicensed) driver and fare collector, in the Grand Prix.
Of course they easily won the championship, since the minibus weaved its way through the start grid, set off before the lights changed and didn't bother to change the tyres when they wore out.
On the way to victory, the new 'Ama-Ferrari' team somehow also managed to hijack several competitors cars and disrupt the entire race by picking up 35 passengers at some notoriously dangerous spots.
These included the pit lane, blind rises, the chicane, row 48 of the main stand and the winners rostrum, which is still missing.
Roiters.
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