Jokes to Cheer You
It's Good to Laugh!
The Doctor, Lawyer and Engineer
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are going out golfing. They are trying to decide whose profession came first.
The doctor says, "My profession came first because when God removed Adam's rib he performed surgery."
The engineer then says, "No, no, no. When the earth was dark and void God created light. That was engineering."
The lawyer says, "You're both wrong."
The doctor and engineer reply, "Oh yeah? What makes you think your profession came first?"
The lawyer replies, "Where do you think the darkness came from?"
Copyright (c) Jester Publishing/Jess Miller: No part of this website may be reproduced other than for literary critique purposes without the written permission of the author. However, please feel free to copy, send, and use the gifts or jokes to bring enjoyment to your loved ones and friends.
