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Carruthers and Blenkinsop
In the days of the British Raj in India the elderly retired Colonels, Carruthers and Blenkinsop, were playing snooker after a particularly boozy dinner. In order to make his next shot Blenkinsop was obliged to lift one leg onto the table, whereupon his private member fell out of his trousers.
"Look out, Blenkinsop!" yelled the short sighted and inebriated Carruthers. "There's a deadly snake on the table!"
"Well, for God's sake get rid of it, man!" yelled Blenkinsop.
Carruthers did as he was bid and, turning his snooker cue around, brought the heavy end of it down upon the 'snake', whereupon Blenkinsop screamed at the top of his voice,
"Aaah! Aaah! For God's sake hit it again, Carruthers, the blighter's just bitten me!"
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